Podcast

Good morning class. My name is Dana Walton and I'm going to be your teacher. Now if you found me, that means you're really really smart and that's good because I like really really smart kids; that means I don't have to work as hard! I'm just kidding, I'm not going to be working hard at all! It's going to be you whose working hard!

I want all of your noses to the grindstone. I know y'all don't understand what that means because you all are young and have never seen a grindstone. Come to think of it, I've never seen a grindstone. I'll have to look it up on Wikipedia (by the way if you're going to be in my class, lay off the Wikipedia; its not that reliable. I mean it can be if you check and double check and triple check, but just to be safe: no. None of that. We'll have none of that).

Anyway, if you've found my podcast that means you're brilliant; or at least brilliant with a computer, which come to think of it is basically the same thing nowadays. I don't know. I think it's going to be a great year. We're going to get along, you and me. You know why? Because I'm awesome, you're awesome, and together were going to be super special awesome (you get a cookie if you know what that reference is. well, not a real cookie because you're not here but an Internet cookie, which is just as good and not as fattening)!

I'll see you guys later.